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4/12 RamLife Entertainment

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TAKE PRESHOW

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Emma

HELLO BEAUTIFUL HUMANS… WELCOME BACK TO THE LAST EPISODE OF RAMLIFE THIS SEMESTER… IM EMMA IANNACONE...

Nicole

AND IM NICOLE HEINS… WE HAVE A BUNCH OF ENTERTAINMENT UPDATES AND FUN GAMES IN STORE SO YOU'RE NOT GOING TO WANT TO TAKE YOUR EYES OFF THAT SCREEN…

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LOWER THIRD- TEAMCORN.COM

Nicole

ONE BACHELOR CONTESTANT IS NOT READY TO LET GO OF HER FIFTEEN MINUTES OF FAME… SEASON TWENTY-ONE CONTESTANT CORINNE OLYMPIOS IS NOW RELEASING A CLOTHING LINE…

TAKE VO- CORINNE

SHE ANNOUNCED ON INSTAGRAM SHE WILL BE COLLABORATING WITH RIOT SOCIETY TO CREATE T-SHIRTS… TANK TOPS… AND LONG SLEEVE SHIRTS THAT SAY MAKE AMERICA CORINNE AGAIN… OK BUT FIRST CHEESE PASTA… AND DUDE I NEED SUSHI… THESE WILL BE SOLD FOR TWENTY-TWO DOLLARS AND ARE EXPECTED TO BE OUT JUST IN TIME FOR COACHELLA… WELL I MEAN I GUESS EVERY ONE HAS TO HAVE A LEGACY SOMEHOW… YOU KEEP DOING YOU CORINNE… IF YOU WANT ONE OF THESE ITEMS.. HEAD OVER TO TEAM-CORN-DOT-COM

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Emma

SO NATURALLY IF YOU’RE A FAN OF THE BACHELOR YOU’RE ALSO A FAN OF THE BACHELORETTE… BUT I’M NOT GOING TO LIE… I ONLY WATCH THE BACHELORETTE FOR THE LARGE AMOUNT OF ATTRACTIVE MEN AND TO FIND OUT WHO THE NEXT BACHELOR WILL BE. IN PREPARATION OF THE PENDING BACHELOR SEASON… OUR BACHELOR EXPERT, DELANEY HERRING, AND HER FRIENDS DECIDED TO AUDITION FOR THE BACHELOR THEMSELVES. THEY THINK THEY COULD "MAKE IT BIG ON A SHOW LIKE THAT” … LETS TAKE A LOOK

TAKE PKG-B.A.

I THINK IT’S FAIR TO SAY THEY WILL NOT BE GETTING A CALL FROM THE BACHELOR PRODUCERS...

 

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Nicole

PROM SEASON IS QUICKLY APPROACHING FOR HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS, WHICH MEANS PROM-POSALS ARE POPPING UP ALL OVER THE INTERNET… A STUDENT IN ARIZONA IS ALREADY ON TOP OF LOOKING FOR HIS DATE… BUT HE HAS ONE SPECIAL GIRL IN MIND… JACOB STAUDENMAIER MADE A LA LA LAND PROPOSAL FOR EMMA STONE…

TAKE VO- PROMPOSAL

IN THE VIDEO YOU CAN SEE HOW HE TOOK IDEAS FROM THE OPENING OF THE MOVIE… BUT WAS CREATIVE ENOUGH TO MAKE UP HIS OWN LYRICS SO HE COULD CORDIALLY INVITE HER TO HIS SCHOOL DANCE… JACOB EVEN TALKS ABOUT HOW PEOPLE THINK HE LOOKS LIKE HER CO-STAR RYAN GOSLING… IT LOOKS LIKE HE CALLED IN THE HELP OF HIS ENTIRE SCHOOL FOR THIS VIDEO AND THE PRODUCTION IS ACTUALLY VERY GOOD... AFTER A FEW WEEKS THE VIDEO FINALLY REACHED STONE…

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SHE COMMENTED QUOTE “JACOB, THANKS FOR MAKING THE GREATEST PROPOSAL I HAVE EVER RECEIVED...I’M IN LONDON WORKING, BUT I HOPE YOU HAVE THE BEST TIME AT PROM, AND I’M GRATEFUL YOU THOUGHT OF ME. THANK YOU.” END QUOTE

[DIRECTORS NOTE: TAKE DOWN FS]

LOOKS LIKE JACOB IS GOING TO PROM ALONE… BUT DONT WORRY I WENT TO MY SENIOR PROM ALONE TOO…. AND IM DOING OK…

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Emma

SPEAKING OF PROM… NICOLE AND I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN TO SHOW YOU SOME OF OUR PROM PICTURES IN HONOR OF THE SEASON…

Nicole

AND YOU MIGHT WANT TO BRACE YOURSELVES FOR THESE…

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AD LIB ABOUT NICOLES PICTURES

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AD LIB ABOUT EMMAS PICTURES

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Nicole

WELL LET'S JUST LEAVE THIS CONVERSATION THERE... COMING UP AFTER THE BREAK WE ARE TALKING ABOUT FOOD AND DRINKS...

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Emma

I DONT KNOW ABOUT YOU NICOLE... BUT I COUD REALLY GO FOR SOME FOOD RIGHT ABOUT NOW...

 

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Nicole

IN CASE YOU WERE NOT AWARE… TODAY IS A VERY SPECIAL DAY… ITS NATIONAL GRILLED CHEESE DAY… AND IF YOU HAVE BEEN WATCHING FOR AWHILE YOU WOULD KNOW THAT I DID A GRILLED CHEESE CHALLENGE WITH MY ROOMATE CHEYENNE LAST YEAR… SHE WON THE CHALLENGE WITH HER BACON AND MILLION CHEESE MASTER PIECE… AND GUESS WHAT SHE IS CURRENTLY HERE __RUNNING CAMERAS__ WITH A BIG OLD SMIRK ON HER FACE… YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS… I AM GOING TO GO HOME AND HAVE HER MAKE SOME GRILLED CHEESE… AND SOME TOMATO SOUP TO DIP IT INTO… SO I THINK I AM THE REAL WINNER HERE…

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Emma

ANYONE WHO KNOWS ME, KNOWS I REALLY, REALLY LIKE CHEESE. OUR REPORTER MICHELANGELO BUSTAMANTE WAS SO MOVED BY MY LOVE OF CHEESE HE DECIDED TO FIND A PLACE WHERE WE COULD GET DELICIOUS CHEESE IN FORT COLLINS.

TAKE PKG-welsh_rabbit

THE WELSH RABBIT IS DEFINITELY NEXT ON MY LIST OF PLACES TO VISIT FOR SOME YUMMY CHEESE.

 

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Nicole

IF YOU ARE NOT A FAN OF WINE… AND FEEL MORE LIKE DRINKING A BEER AFTER A LONG DAY… ODELL IS HAVING AN EVENT FOR THEIR RESTAURANT, MAC-N, WHICH IS TURNING TWO YEARS OLD… ON SATURDAY APRIL 15TH YOU CAN HEAD OUT TO THE ODELL LOCATION STARTING AT 11 IN THE MORNING FOR SOME OF ODELLS FAN FAVORITE DISHES… WHO SAYS YOU HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL 5 TO START DRINKING? THERE MIGHT POSSIBLY BE SOME CAKE TO ENJOY WITH YOUR LOCAL COMMUNITY… AND EVEN BETTER, IF YOU ATTEND THE EVENT… 20 PERCENT OF THE MONEY MADE WILL BE GOING TO ANIMAL HOUSE RESCUE AND GROOMING… BEER AND DOGS PEOPLE… THATS ALL THAT MATTERS IN THE WORLD… SO MAKE SURE YOU GET OUT THERE…

 

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Emma

WELL ITS TIME TO TURN IT OVER TO BEER BUDS FRANK CONLEY AND CASEY ROBINSON AS THEY RETURN TO THE CREATIVE AND UNCONVENTIONAL BLACK BOTTLE BREWERY...

TAKE PKG-beer_me

AND LIKE BLACK BOTTLE YOU CAN'T TAKE ANYTHING THESE GUYS DO CEREAL-OUS-LY *WINK

 

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Nicole

IF YOU LOVE BEER AND MUSIC, AND LETS BE HONEST WHO DOESN'T, THEN HEAD DOWN TO ZWEI BREWING FOR THEIR FOCO M-X PRE PARTY NEXT SATURDAY... THE 22ND. LOCAL FORT COLLINS BANDS "SWITCHMAN SLEEPIN'" AND "THE COTERIES" WILL BE PREFORMING AND YOU CAN EVEN GET 10 DOLLERS OFF YOUR FOCO M-X TICKET.

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Emma

WELL THAT'S GREAT, NOW I'M EVEN MORE HUNGRY, NICOLE.

Nicole

WELL DON'T EAT ANY CHEESE IT'S EMMA, WE ONLY HAVE A FEW MORE THINGS LEFT TO TALK ABOUT. RAM LIFE WILL BE RIGHT BACK.

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TAKE PKG-LITTLE SHOP INTERVIEW

TAKE BUMP-RYANS REELS

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Ryan

LAST SUNDAY THE NEW AND FIRST TRAILER FOR THOR RAGNAROK CAME OUT AND IT LOOKS GREAT. THIS MOVIE IS ABOUT THOR AND HIS FIGHT AGAINST HELA THE GODDESS OF DEATH AS SHE INVADES ASGARD. ALL WHILE ASGARD IS UNDER ATTACK THOR GETS CAPTURED BY THE VALKYRIE AND THE GRANDMASTER IN ORDER TO FIGHT IN THEIR ARENA.

TAKE VO-THOR

IN THE TRAILER WE GET TO SEE THOR'S OPPONENT IN THIS ARENA AND IT'S NO OTHER THEN OUR FAVORITE GREEN MONSTER AND QUOTE “THOR'S FRIEND FROM WORK” THE HULK. NOW I'M A HUGE MARVEL FAN SO WHEN I SAW THIS I WAS PRETTY EXCITED BUT THERE WERE A FEW THINGS THAT GOT ME THOUGH. FIRST OFF THEY START THE TRAILER WITH THOR LOOKING RIGHT AT THE CAMERA SAYING “ YOU'RE PROBABLY WONDERING HOW I GOT HERE...WELL IT'S A LONG STORY” AND WHILE IT'S NOT CERTAIN THAT'S GOING TO BE IN THE MOVIE IT'S JUST CORNY. AND YOU KIND OF SEE THAT A LOT IN THE TRAILER THERE IS A LED ZEPPELIN SONG PLAYING THROUGHOUT ALL OF IT KINDA GIVING IT THIS COMEDIC TONE. WHICH I FEEL LIKE DOESN'T FIT I MEAN WE SAW HER BREAK THOR'S HAMMER, HIS HOME PLANET HAS FALLEN AND HE IS FORCED TO FIGHT THE HULK AND YET THE TRAILER GIVES IT THIS REALLY LIGHT TONE WHEN I DONT THINK ITS A LIGHT MOVIE.

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BUT I DO THINK THIS IS GOING TO BE GREAT ONE OF THE LAST FEW MOVIES ON OUR ROAD TO INFINITY WARS AND I CAN'T WAIT. THE STORY LOOKS INTERESTING THERE ARE A LOT OF QUESTIONS AND I HOPE IT'S JUST A LITTLE MORE SERIOUS THAN THE TRAILER.

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OTS-SURE

THE HARDEST PART ABOUT GOING TO THE MOVIES OR BEING ON NETFLIX IS WELL PICKING THE MOVIE. I KNOW I HAVE BEEN TO A MOVIE THAT MY FRIENDS AND CRITICS LOVED THAT I DIDN'T ENJOY AND I HAVE BEEN TO MOVIES THAT PEOPLE HAVE HATED AND ENDED UP ENJOYING IT SO THIS IS THIS MONTH SEGMENT OF DO’S AND DON’T YOUR FULL GUIDE ON WHICH MOVIES TO WATCH. BUT THIS WEEK I'M CHANGING IT A LITTLE BIT. IM CALLING IT SURE AND SURE BECAUSE IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU TO SEE ONE OF THESE MOVIES THAT'S REALLY THE ONLY RESPONSE.

STARTING OFF WITH THE SLIGHTLY BETTER OF THE TWO IS WITH THE NEW POWER RANGERS. NOW THIS MOVIE WAS INTERESTING. IT LOOKS AMAZINGS. THE VISUAL EFFECTS WERE FANTASTIC, BUT I JUST DIDN'T REALLY LIKE IT. THE STORY WAS COOL AND IT EXPLORED HOW THAT TO BECOME THIS AWESOME POWER WORLD SAVING TEAM YOU HAVE TO SAVE YOURSELF FIRST AND OVERCOME YOUR OBSTACLES. IT WAS JUST MISSING SOMETHING. MAYBE IT WAS BECAUSE I DIDN'T SEE OR GREW UP WITH POWER RANGERS SO I MIGHT HAVE MISSED SOMETHING BUT I DONT THINK I DID. THE FIRST HALF OF THE MOVIE WAS JUST THEM RUNNING AROUND. IT WAS TRYING TO BE SOMETHING THAT IT WASN'T. IT HAD TEEN/KID JOKES ABOUT RANDOM THINGS YET IT STILL TRIED TO TAKE ITSELF SERIOUSLY AND BE THIS ADULT ACION MOVIE WHILE STILL APPLYING TO KIDS BUT HAVING ADULTS THEMES BUT HAVING JOKES THAT KIDS COULD UNDERSTAND. I DIDNT REALLY GET INVESTED INTO ANYONE OR THE PLOT LINE REALLY UNTIL THE ONE HOUR MARK AND BY THEN I WAS KINDA WAITING TO SEE HOW IT ENDED. IN THE END IT WAS KINDA MESS. IT WASN'T MY FAVORITE MOVIE... SHOULD YOU SEE THIS MOVIE? SURE

ON TO OUR NEXT KINDA GOOD MOVIE WE HAVE THE BABY BOSS. WHICH IS ABOUT A FAMILY OF THREE WHO IS WELCOMING A NEW BABY BROTHER INTO THEIR FAMILY. WHILE YES THIS IS A KIDS MOVIE... SOME KIDS MOVIE CAN BE GREAT. THIS KIDS MOVIE HOWEVER WASN'T REALLY A GOOD ONE. IN MY OPINION IT WAS KINDA CONFUSING AND IT HAD KINDA A DUMB PLOT. THE PLOT OF THIS MOVIE REALLY WASN'T IT'S FORTEY. IT WAS CORNY, I MEAN BABIES FIGHTING FOR MORE ATTENTION THAN DOGS. THATS OUR MOVIE? I GUESS? I FEEL LIKE THAT'S JUST KINDA DUMB. THIS MOVIE DID SHINE HOW EVER WITH THE PERFORMANCE FROM ALEC BALDWIN AND SOME OF THE JOKES WERE PRETTY TASTEFUL AND TIMELY IT WAS JUST CONFUSING AND IT DIDN'T MAKE A TON OF SENSE. THE TRAILERS HOWEVER DID MAKE IT LOOK WAY WORSE THAN IT ACTUALLY WAS. IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU TO GO TO SEE THIS MOVIE... SURE... IT COULD BE WORSE...

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WELL THATS ALL THE LATEST IN CURRENT MOVIES... BUT SUMMER IS GOING TO BE FILLED WITH HITS... SO MAKE SURE YOU GO AND SEE THEM ALL...

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Nicole

DONT HIT PAUSE... COMING UP NEXT WE HAVE SOME INTERESTING STORIES THAT HAPPENED IN REAL LIFE...

 

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Nicole

WELCOME BACK FROM THE BREAK, IT’S TIME FOR SOME STRANGE NEWS.

TAKE STRANGE NEWS BUMP

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Nicole

A YOUNG GIRL WAS RECENTLY FOUND LIVING WITH A GROUP MONKEYS IN A FOREST. THE GIRL IS BELIEVED TO BE AROUND TEN TO TWELVE YEARS OLD AND QUOTE, BEHAVED LIKE AN ANIMAL, ACCORDING TO N-B-C NEWS. SHE WALKED ON ALL FOURS, ATE FOOD OFF THE FLOOR WITH HER MOUTH, AND WAS UNABLE TO SPEAK. BUT, TO BE HONEST, THIS JUST SOUNDS LIKE ME AFTER A NIGHT AT THE BARS.

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Emma

REMEMBER THAT PROFESSOR WHO WAS INTERRUPTED BY HIS KIDS WHILE DOING AN INTERVIEW FOR B-B-C? WELL, A MAYOR IN LATVIA WAS RECENTLY INTERRUPTED BY HIS CAT WHILE DISCUSSING POTHOLES IN THE ROAD. HE REALLY SHOULD HAVE KEPT HIS CAT ON A LEASH, BUT LET'S BE REAL, WE ALL KNOW THOSE POTHOLES AREN’T GOING TO GET FIXED ANY TIME SOON.

 

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Nicole

SPEAKING OF LEASHES, EARLIER THIS WEEK, A SOUTH DAKOTA MAN WAS FINED FOR NOT HAVING HIS PET SNAKE ON A LEASH. THE MAN ALLOWED HIS PYTHON TO SLITHER FREELY THROUGHOUT SIOUX FALLS PARK AND, WHILE ALSO BREAKING LEASH LAWS, TERRIFIED THE CRAP OUT OF ANY BYSTANDERS IN THE AREA. THE SNAKE OWNER WAS BAFFLED WHEN TOLD TO PUT A ROPE ON HIS SNAKE, AND WE ACTUALLY HAVE HIS REACTION WITH US NOW...

TAKE SOT-Snake

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Emma

THERE WAS A LOT OF CONTROVERSY SURROUNDING THE TWO-THOUSAND-SIXTEEN PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION, AND I’M SURE THERE WERE SOME PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO WOULD HAVE PREFERRED WE CHOOSE OUR LEADER BY A COIN FLIP, BUT THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT THIS TOWN IN ILLINOIS WILL BE DOING. THE TOWN HELD AN ELECTION FOR THEIR VILLAGE PRESIDENT, BUT DUE TO A TIE, WILL BE HOLDING A COIN TOSS LATER THIS MONTH TO DECIDE THE FUTURE PRESIDENT. APPARENTLY, ONLY TWENTY NINE OF THE TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY CITIZENS VOTED. WHICH IS STILL A HIGHER PERCENTAGE THAN THE STUDENTS WHO VOTED IN THE A-S-C-S-U ELECTION.

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Nicole

OTS

WE ALL LOVE IRONIC TEE SHIRTS WITH QUIRKY SAYINGS LIKE KISS ME I’M IRISH, FEMALE BODY INSPECTOR, AND I’M WITH STUPID. BUT THIS MAN HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEAD WHEN HE WORE A DRUNK LIVES MATTER TEE SHIRT WHILE BEING ARRESTED FOR DRUNK DRIVING. THE PENNSYLVANIA RESIDENT HAD A BLOOD ALCOHOL CONTENT THAT WAS TWO AND A HALF TIMES THE STATE’S LEGAL LIMIT. WHAT KIND OF A PERSON DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO GET BEHIND THE WHEEL WHEN YOU’RE THAT DRUNK? I GUESS THE KIND OF PERSON WHO WEARS A DRUNK LIVES MATTER TEE SHIRT WHEN IT’S NOT EVEN SAINT PATRICK’S DAY. HERE AT CTV, WE DON’T CONDONE DRUNK DRIVING, OR STUPID TEE SHIRTS.

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Emma

OTS

SPEAKING OF STUPID PEOPLE, RECENTLY IN OHIO, A WOMAN TRAPPED HERSELF IN THE STORE WHILE SHE WAS SHOPLIFTING AND HAD TO CALL THE POLICE TO GET HER OUT. SHE TOLD THE OFFICERS THAT SHE HAD HEARD THE STORE-CLOSING ANNOUNCEMENTS BUT DIDN’T HAVE TIME TO LEAVE THE DRESSING ROOMS... AND THEN THEY FOUND STOLEN ITEMS IN HER PURSE. TO BE HONEST, I CAN’T JUDGE HER TOO MUCH, BECAUSE WHEN I WAS SIXTEEN, I HAD TO CALL THE COPS ON MYSELF FOR A MINOR TRAFFIC ACCIDENT, BUT AT LEAST I WASN'T CAUGHT WITH THE EVIDENCE!

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Emma

WELL THAT'S ALL THE STRANGE NEWS WE HAVE FOR NOW, BUT DON'T GO ANYWHERE BECAUSE UP NEXT, WE'LL BE CELEBRATING SPRING.

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Nicole

WELCOME BACK FROM THE BREAK... ITS TIME TO TALK ABOUT THE CURRENT SEASON THAT'S BRINGING US THIS BEAUTIFUL WEATHER...

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Nicole

IN HONOR OF SPRING, EMMA AND I DECIDED IT WOULD BE FUN TO PLAY A GAME…

WE HAVE BRYNN CARMAN HERE TO EXPLAIN THE GAME...

Brynn

EMMA AND NICOLE HAVE A BLANK PIECE OF PAPER AND SOME MARKERS... THEY ARE BOTH GOING TO BE BLINDFOLDED...I AM GOING TO GIVE THEM THIRTY SECONDS TO DRAW THEIR BEST SPRING PICTURE... AND THEN AFTER THAT TIME I WILL PICK WHO HAD THE BEST DRAWING...

AD LIB AND PLAY GAME

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Nicole

ON MORE OF A SAD NOTE... IT IS MY LAST SHOW HERE AT CTV... I AM GRADUATING IN MAY...

DIRECTORS NOTE: give Nicole her present, say goodbye

TAKE CREDITS

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