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3/8 RamLife

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Nicole

HEY EVERYONE WELCOME BACK TO ANOTHER EPISODE OF RAMLIFE ENTERTAINMENT… AS ALWAYS IM NICOLE HEINS…

Emma

AND I AM EMMA IANACONNE… WE HOPE YOU ARE READY FOR A FUN NIGHT…

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OTS- UI

Emma

LAST WEEKEND THE U-C-A PRESENTED THEIR SPRING PLAY, THE RESISTIBLE RISE OF ARTURO UI… THE SCREENPLAY WAS WRITTEN IN NINETEEN FOURTY ONE BY GERMAN POET AND PLAYWRIGHT… BERTOLT BRECHT… WHILE HE WAS IN EXILE FROM GERMANY AND WAITING FOR AN AMERICAN VISA… IT IS SAID TO SHOWCASE A RESPONSE TO THE RISE OF HITLER… I GOT THE CHANCE TO GO AND SEE IT THIS WEEKEND AND I HAVE TO SAY IT WAS REALLY WELL DONE AND THOUGHT PROVOKING.

 

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WHAT ABOUT YOU NICOLE...HAVE YOU SEEN IT YET?

YES I HAVE (AD LIB)

 

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Nicole

I AM A HUGE FAN OF BOTH THE BACHELOR AND BACHELORETTE AND LETS JUST SAY MY WEEKEND WAS FILLED WITH ROSES….

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LOWER THIRD: CTV CHANNEL 11 W/ A YOUTUBE ICON

THANK YOU TO ROBBY AND CHASE FOR COMING ON THE SHOW, IT MEANS A LOT… THAT WAS JUST A SHORT SEGMENT OF WHAT WE GOT TO ABOUT… IF YOU WANT TO SEE THE FULL INTERVIEW HEAD OVER TO THE CTV YOUTUBE PAGE…

 

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Emma

MOVING FROM SMALL SCREEN TO BIG SCREEN... RYAN CHRIST IS HERE TO KEEP YOU UP TO DATE ON ALL THINGS MOVIE RELATED...

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Ryan

WELCOME ALL YOU LARGE BUTTERY POPCORN LOVERS, MY NAME IS RYAN CRIST AND TONIGHT WE ARE TALKING ALL ABOUT WHAT'S NEW ON THE SILVER SCREEN...

IF YOU HAVEN'T HEARD LAST WEEK ON JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE, THE NEWEST GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY 2 TRAILER WAS RELEASED AND IT LOOKS AWESOME. ALL OF OUR FAVORITE CHARACTER ARE BACK TO ONCE AGAIN SAVE THE GALAXY.

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THE TRAILER HINTS AT THE PLOT WHILE INTRODUCING US TO THE MAIN ANTAGONIST. AS OF NOW THEY ARE UNNAMED SO I'M JUST GOING TO CALL THEM THE GOLD PEOPLE AND FROM WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE THEY ARE TRYING TO MAKE THE GALAXY PERFECT BY KILLING ANYONE WHO IS NOT PERFECT, WHICH IS BASICALLY EVERYONE. THE TRAILER ALSO HINTS THAT YOUNDO, NEBULA AND MANTIS ARE GOING TO BE TEAMING UP WITH THE GUARDIANS TO SAVE THE GALAXY THIS TIME, WHICH SHOULD BE INTERESTING BECAUSE WE ALSO SEE THEM FIGHTING EACH OTHER THROUGHOUT THE TRAILER. THERE ARE EVEN MORE BABY GROOT SCENES IN THIS TRAILER AND THEY ARE ALL HILARIOUS, THE ONE WITH HIM AND THE SKITTLES IS PRICELESS. THE TRAILER ALSO REVEALED THAT WE ARE GOING TO MEET STAR LORD'S DAD, WHICH WAS THE BIG CLIFF HANGER FROM THE LAST MOVIE. THIS MOVIE LOOKS GREAT AND I HOPE IT LIVES UP TO THE FIRST ONE. I ALSO CAN'T WAIT TO SEE HOW STAN LEE WORKS HIS WAY INTO THIS ONE.

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THE HARDEST PART ABOUT GOING TO THE MOVIES OR BINGE-WATCHING ON NETFLIX IS, WELL, PICKING THE MOVIE. I KNOW I HAVE BEEN TO A MOVIE THAT MY FRIENDS AND CRITICS LOVED THAT I DIDN'T ENJOY AND I HAVE BEEN TO MOVIES THAT PEOPLE HAVE HATED AND ENDED UP ENJOYING IT...

DIRECTORS NOTE: RYAN STEP TO THE RIGHT]

SO WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, HERE'S THIS MONTH'S SEGMENT OF DO’S AND DON’TS.

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STARTING OFF OPTIMISTICALLY WITH X MEN'S NEW MOVIE "LOGAN" WHICH CAME OUT LAST FRIDAY AND IT WAS FANTASTIC. ITS NUMBER THIRTY SEVEN ON I-M-D-B BEST MOVIES LIST. NOW I AM ONLY RECOMMENDING THIS MOVIE BECAUSE TO THE SUPER HERO FAN THIS MOVIE HAS BEEN LONG AWAITED BUT TO A GUY LIKE ME WHO'S NOT THAT BIG INTO X MEN THIS MOVIE WAS JUST ANOTHER MOVIE. I GREW UP WATCHING THEM BUT COULDN'T REALLY GET INTO THEM. I ALWAYS THOUGHT THEY WERE SOME KNOCK OFF AVENGERS BUT THIS ONE WAS FLAWLESS. THIS MOVIE IS ABOUT WOLVERINE CARING FOR PROFESSOR X TRYING TO HIDE FROM THE WORLD WHEN A NEW MUTANT GIRL WITH THE SAME POWERS AS WOLVERINE SHOWS UP ON THE RUN FROM THE DARK FORCES. THIS IS MARVEL'S SECOND R RATED MOVIE AND I LOVE THAT BECAUSE IT BRANCHES OUT FROM THE USUAL SUPER HERO MOLD. IT'S DARK, IT'S SAD, AND IT SHOWS THE LIFE OF A DEFEATED AND BROKEN LOGAN TRYING TO FACE HIS FEARS AND FIND HIMSELF. IT ALSO HAS A LOT OF BLOOD AND GORE WHICH IS WHAT YOU WOULD EXPECT FROM A HUMAN MAN WITH CLAWS. IT'S A DARK ACTION THRILLER THAT WILL KEEP YOU GRIPPED TO YOUR SEAT WITH ITS SOMBER TONE AND I THINK IT'S THE BEST MOVIE THAT'S CURRENTLY OUT. AT THE END OF THE DAY EVEN IF YOU'RE NOT A SUPERHERO FAN I RECOMMEND YOU SEE IT.
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NOW ON TO THE DON'TS. THE GREAT WALL STARRING MATT DAMON. NOW, BEFORE WE GET STARTED THIS MOVIE DID LOOK PRETTY INTERESTING... MATT DAMON TEAMING UP WITH ZHANG YIMOU SOUNDED LIKE A GOOD PAIR TO ME, BUT IT JUST DIDN'T DELIVER. FIRST OFF THE MOVIE IS ABOUT WILLAM, PLAYED BY MATT DAMON, AND HIS BROTHER WHO ARE IN THE SEARCH FOR GUNPOWDER. THEY RUN INTO THE GREAT WALL AND HELP CHINA WITH THE FIGHT AGAINST THESE MYTHICALLY DEMON CREATURES. I KNOW IT SOUNDS COOL.. CHINESE MYTHOLOGY AND MATT DAMON... WHAT COULD BE BETTER? BUT I GUESS WE SHOULD ASK WHAT COULD BE WORSE... THE DIALOGUE AND THE POINT OF THE STORY DIDN'T MAKE SENSE AND I REALLY DIDN'T CARE ABOUT THE CHARACTERS, EITHER. THE PEOPLE THAT DIED WERE ALL PRETTY UNMEMORABLE EXCEPT FOR THIS DISH WASHING SOLDIER... HE HAD A NOBLE DEATH AND I WAS SAD TO SEE HIM GO... EVERYONE ELSE..MEH, DIDN'T MATTER. THERE WAS ALSO A LOVE STORY BETWEEN MATT AND THE HEAD GENERAL KNOW AS LIN MAE. EXCEPT THEIR CHEMISTRY WAS ABOUT AS NON EXISTENT AS ME ACTUALLY GETTING SOME GOOD FOOD AT THE DINING HALL... OKAY, I'M BASHING THE MOVIE PRETTY HARD. THERE WERE SOME GOOD PARTS, THE BATTLES WERE INTENSE AND THEY WERE REALLY WELL SHOT AND CHOREOGRAPHED, BUT OTHER THEN THAT I WOULD RECOMMEND YOU PASS ON THIS ONE

Ryan

DIRECTORS NOTE: RYAN MOVE BACK TO THE CENTER]

WELL THAT IS ALL THE LATEST IN YOUR MOVIE NEWS…COMING UP NEXT WE HAVE A LOOK AT SOME DELICIOUS DRINKS YOU CAN FIND AROUND FORT COLLINS…

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Emma

ALRIGHT… LETS TALK ABOUT SOMETHING THAT WE ALL KNOW AND LOVE… FOOD AND DRINKS…

Nicole

WHAT KIND OF ENTERTAINMENT ANCHORS WOULD WE BE IF WE DIDNT…

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Emma

WITH ALL THE STRESS FROM MIDTERMS, I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO SLEEP AT ALL. COFFEE HAS BEEN MY LIFEBLOOD. SPEAKING OF WHICH, OUR REPORTER MICHELANGELO BUSTAMANTE TOOK SOME TIME OFF FROM STUDYING TO GO CHECK OUT THE HOWLING COW CAFE.

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YUM, THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOME GOOD COFFEE. I COULD REALLY USE THAT RIGHT NOW.

 

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Nicole

IF YOU ARE AS MUCH OF A FAN OF FOOD AS I AM... KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED... FROM MARCH 12TH TO THE 14TH THERE WILL BE A FOOD TRUCK CARNIVAL LOCATED IN NORTHGLENN... THE CARNIVAL WILL CONSIST OF MUSIC STAGES... OVER 25 FOOD TRUCKS...BEER AND OTHER SPECIALTY DRINKS... AND AMUSEMENT RIDES... THE TIMES THE CARNIVAL WILL BE RUNNING DIFFER FOR EACH DAY... SO IF YOU ARE PLANNING ON ATTENDING THE EVENT... CHECK OUT THE FOOD TRUCK CARNIVALS EVENT PAGE ON FACEBOOK BEFORE YOU GO...

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Emma

IF YOU'RE A FAN OF DOGS… RUNNING… AND BEER..I KNOW… WIERD COMBINATION, BUT THAT'S COLORADO… YOU'RE GONNA WANT TO HEAD OVER TO FORT COLLINS BREWERY ON MARCH NINTH TO REGISTER FOR THE FIRE HYDRANT FIVE K AT THE PROMENADE SHOPS AT CENTERRA… PARTICIPANTS WILL LEARN ABOUT HOW TO GET INVOLVED WITH HELPING NORTHERN COLORADO’S HOMELESS PETS… YOU'LL ALSO GET TO MEET THIS YEARS SPOKES-ANIMAL, BRANDON THE BEAGLE…WHAT A WAY TO HELP OUT YOUR COMMUNITY…

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Nicole

IT'S TIME FOR EVERYONE'S FAVORITE TOPIC... BEER... FRANK CONLEY AND CASEY ROBINSON REVIEWED ANOTHER COOL BEER FROM RALLY KINGS... AND IT MIGHT JUST REMIND YOU OF A CLASSIC BRUNCH DRINK...

TAKE PKG-beer me

YOU CAN CATCH THESE BEER BUDS AT THEIR NEXT BREWERY... NEW EPISODES COME OUT EVERY FRIDAY ON THE CTV CHANNEL 11 YOUTUBE CHANNEL...

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Emma

OH MAN... TALKING ABOUT FOOD AND DRINKS IS MAKING ME HUNGRY...

Nicole

ME TOO, MAYBE WE SHOULD GET SOME FOOD BEFORE WE COME BACK FROM THE BREAK. WHEN WE DO, WE'LL BE TALKING ABOUT SOME STRANGE NEWS.

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Emma

WE'RE BACK FROM THE BREAK AND IT'S TIME FOR SOME STRANGE NEWS.

TAKE BUMP-STRANGE NEWS

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Emma

OTS- KLEPTO

A WOMAN WAS ARRESTED FOR THEFT IN ASPEN COLORADO FOR THE SEVENTH TIME IN HER LIFE. APPARENTLY SHE'S DEALING WITH A SEVERE CASE OF KLEPTOMANIA. SHE'S STOLEN SUNGLASSES, PATIO FURNITURE, SKIS, A SWEATER, AND TWO CANS OF COCONUT WATER. I HAVE TO ASK... WHY THE COCONUT WATER?

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Nicole

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A MAN IN BELLINGHAM WASHINGTON WAS ARRESTED FOR STABBING HIS MOTHER TO DEATH, BUT HE CLAIMS HE ONLY DID IT BECAUSE SHE'S A VAMPIRE AND HE'S A WEREWOLF. THIS IS A LESSON TO EVERYONE, DON'T READ TWILIGHT WHILE YOU'RE ON BATH SALTS. THEY SHOULD PUT THAT ON THE WARNING LABEL.

 

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Emma

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DEPUTIES IN WISE COUNTY VIRGINIA ARRESTED A MAN WHO ESCAPED FROM JAIL IN A STOLEN TRUCK LAST WEEK. THE SHERRIF'S OFFICE SAY THEY FOUND THE MAN BY FOLLOWING THE TRAIL OF EMPTY BEER CANS HE HAD THROWN OUT OF THE TRUCK AS HE WAS DRIVING. WHY DOES THIS SOUND LIKE A COUNTRY SONG TO ME?

 

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Nicole

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A RESIDENT IN SAN FRANCISCO HAS BEEN TREATING HIS DOG'S ARTHRITIS PAIN WITH A FORM OF CANNABIS THAT HAS NO T-H-C. HE CLAIMS IT HELPS THE OLD PUP MORE THAN THE PRESCRIPTION DRUGS THAT TEND TO "KNOCK HER OUT." VETERINARIANS IN CALIFORNIA AND OTHER STATES ARE LEGALLY BARRED FROM PRESCRIBING OR RECOMMENDING CANNABIS OR RISK LOSING THEIR LICENSES. I GUESS MARIJUANA IS ONE OF THE ONLY DRUGS WE'D PREFER TO TEST ON HUMANS BEFORE ANIMALS.

 

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Emma

OTS- DOCTOR

A MAN WAS FOUND TO BE MASQUERADING AS A DOCTOR FOR ELEVEN YEARS IN AUSTRALIA. THE MAN ALLEGEDLY STOLE THE IDENTITY OF A DOCTOR FROM INDIA BEFORE MOVING TO AUSTRALIA. HE WAS ABLE TO BECOME AN AUSTRALIAN CITIZEN AND WORK AS A DOCTOR FOR OVER A DECADE WITHOUT ANY FORMAL COMPLAINTS ISSUED AGAINST HIM. IT'S DONALD TRUMPS WORST NIGHTMARE, AN ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT WORKING FOR GOVERNMENT FUNDED HEALTHCARE.

 

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Nicole

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THE WORLD HAS BEEN WATCHING AS APRIL THE GIRAFFE SUFFERS THROUGH HISTORIES LONGEST LABOR AND DELIVERY EVER. APRIL HAS BEEN IN LABOR FOR OVER TWO WEEKS NOW. THE LIVE STREAM OF THE GIRAFFE HAS BEEN PROMISING THAT SHE COULD HAVE HER BABY AT ANY MOMENT, BUT HOW DO WE KNOW SHE'S EVEN PREGNANT?

 

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Nicole

WELL THAT'S ALL THE STRANGE NEWS WE HAVE TODAY, BUT DON'T GO ANYWHERE BECAUSE UP NEXT WE'RE TALKING SPRING BREAK.

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Nicole

WELL RAMS TOMORROW'S THURSDAY, WHICH MEANS WE ARE CLOSER THAN EVER TO A BREAK… SPRING BREAK THAT IS…

WE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN TO SHOW YOU SOME OF THE THINGS YOU CAN DO TO ENJOY YOUR TIME OFF FROM SCHOOL.

 

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Emma

IF YOU'RE STAYING IN FORT COLLINS FOR THE BREAK… AND HAPPEN TO LIKE CELEBRATING WITH THE IRISH… GO SEE THE LUCKY JOE'S SAINT PATRICK'S DAY PARADE IN OLD TOWN ON MARCH ELEVENTH FROM TEN IN THE MORNING UNTIL NOON… AFTER THE PARADE THERE WILL BE THE ANNUAL OLD TOWN IRISH PARTY, HOSTED BY WILBUR'S TOTAL BEVERAGE. THE PARTY WILL BE IN OLD TOWN SQUARE WITH LIVE MUSIC AND A “GREEN BEER GARDEN.”… IRISH I WAS TWENTY ONE SO I COULD CELEBRATE THIS WONDERFUL DRUNKEN HOLIDAY. MAKE SURE YOU WEAR GREEN IF YOU ATTEND THIS EVENT.

 

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Nicole

IN CASE YOU WANT TO GET OUT OF TOWN FOR THE WEEK… USA TODAY RELEASED A LIST OF THE TOP TEN MOST POPULAR SPRING BREAK DESTINATIONS…

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THESE PLACES INCLUDE AUSTIN TEXAS… CABO SAN LUCAS… TAMPA FLORIDA… SOUTH PADRE ISLAND TEXAS… LAS VEGAS… NEW ORLEANS… MIAMI… PANAMA CITY BEACH…CANCUN AND LOS ANGELES… SOUNDS TO ME LIKE PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO GET OUT OF THE COLD...

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Nicole

EMMA WHAT ARE YOU DOING FOR SPRING BREAK?

AD LIB ABOUT OUR SPRING BREAK PLANS

 

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Emma

WELL THAT IS ALL THE TIME WE HAVE FOR THIS EPISODE OF RAMLIFE…

Nicole

WE HOPE YOU HAVE A SAFE AND EXCITING SPRING BREAK… BUT STAY SAFE BECAUSE WE WANT TO SEE ALL YOUR BEAUTIFUL FACES BACK ON CAMPUS IN A WEEK.. GOODNIGHT RAMS…

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