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2/8 RamLife

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TAKE PRESHOW

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Nicole

HI EVERYONE AND WELCOME BACK TO ANOTHER SEMESTER HERE AT RAM LIFE ENTERTAINMENT WE ARE GLAD YOU’RE HERE. MY NAME’S NICOLE

Emma

AND I'M EMMA IANNACONE. I HOPE YOU HAD A NICE BREAK...WE HAVE A JAM PACKED SEMESTER WITH A WHOLE NEW CAST… AND ARE GOING TO HAVE SOME FUN.

Nicole

NOW IN CASE YOU WERE UNAWARE... THIS PAST WEEKEND WAS HUGE FOR SPORTS... THATS RIGHT IT WAS THE SUPERBOWL... DID YOU DO ANYTHING TO CELEBRATE THIS WEEKEND EMMA?

Emma

PICO DE GALLO

Nicole

SPEAKING OF FOOD... E NEWS CAME OUT RANKING THE BEST AND WORST SNACKS TO EAT WHILE WATCHING THE GAME... NO SUPRISE SALADS CAME IN DEAD LAST...

Emma

SALADS DEFINITELY HAVE A TIME AND A PLACE... BUT FOOTBALL PARTIES ARE NOT THE PLACE TO EAT THEM... THE NUMBER ONE FOOD FOR SUPERBOWL WEEKEND WAS CHICKEN WINGS... WHICH MAKES SENSE SINCE THERE ARE SO MANY WAYS TO EAT THEM... BONELESS... SPICY... TERRYAKI... THE OPTIONS ARE ENDLESS...

Nicole

YOU KNOW WHAT OTHER TYPE OF FOOD HAS ENDLESS OPTIONS.... SOUP.... GOOD OLD FASHIONED SOUP...

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Emma

IF YOU HAVE BEEN IN FORT COLLINS FOR AWHILE YOU KNOW THAT WE HAVE SOME VERY INTERESTING LOCAL PLACES... ONE OF THEM BEING SPOONS... OUR REPORTER MICHELANGELO BUSTAMANTE HAS ALL THE KNOWLEDGE ABOUT THE BUSINESS...

TAKE PKG

IF SPOONS ISN'T YOUR CUP OF SOUP... THERE ARE MILLIONS OF OTHER PLACES FOR YOU TO EAT AROUND TOWN...

 

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Nicole

BUT DONT LEAVE TO GET THAT CUP OF SOUP JUST YET....

Emma

AFTER THE BREAK WE ARE TALKING ABOUT SNAKES ON A PLANE... JUST KIDDING... BUT THEY MIGHT BE HIDING SOMEWHERE ELSE IN YOUR HOUSE..

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Emma

IN THIS DAY OF AGE, WE SEE A LOT OF SAD AND DISCOURAGING THINGS IN THE NEWS, SO WE’VE DECIDED TO BREAK AWAY FROM THE NORM.

Nicole

BUT INSTEAD OF HAPPY NEWS, WE THOUGHT YOU’D BE MORE INTERESTED IN SOME STRANGE NEWS.

TAKE BUMP

 

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Emma

OTS- Donaldtrumpi

PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP’S HAIR HAS BEEN THE BUTT OF MANY JOKES, MEMES, AND EVEN A SUPER BOWL COMMERCIAL… BUT NOW, ITS EVEN INSPIRED THE NAMING OF A MOTH, THE NEOPALPA DONALDTRUMPI. THE TINY MOTH HAS A WINGSPAN OF POINT FOUR INCHES AND HAS A HEAD OF HAIR TO RIVAL THE PRESIDENT’S. WHEN PRESIDENT TRUMP HEARD THIS, HE COMMENTED, “I HEARD THE MOTH IS HUGE AND HIS HAIR IS THE BEST HAIR IN THE WORLD.”

 

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Nicole

OTS- snakes in toilet

SNAKES ON A PLANE IS TERRIFYING ENOUGH, BUT THIS FAMILY’S NIGHTMARE WENT TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL. AFTER FINDING AN ADULT RATTLESNAKE SLITHER INTO THEIR TOILET THROUGH THE PIPES, THEY SEARCHED THE HOME AND FOUND A TOTAL OF TWENTY FOUR RATTLESNAKES IN THE FOUNDATION OF THE BUILDING. AND I IMMEDIATELY BURNED MY HOUSE TO THE GROUND OUT OF FEAR OF SNAKES CRAWLING OUT OF MY TOILET.

 

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Emma

AFTER WATCHING THE REVENANT, I NEVER THOUGHT AN AGGRESSIVE BEAR WOULD BE SO CUTE… BUT THIS VIDEO OF A BLACK BEAR CUB TRYING TO PICK A FIGHT WITH HIS REFLECTION IS ABSOLUTELY PRECIOUS.

TAKE VO- BEAR CUB

THE VIDEO WAS TAKEN IN WATERTON LAKES NATIONAL PARK IN CANADA WHEN A MOTHER BEAR AND HER TWO CUBS WANDERED ACROSS THE STREET. THE ONE CUB NOTICED HIS REFLECTION IN THE TRUCK AND DECIDED HE COULD TAKE HIM. LUCKILY, THE TRUCK DIDN’T FIGHT BACK AND THE FAMILY WANDERED BACK INTO THE FOREST UNHARMED AND STILL SUPER CUTE.

 

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Nicole

OTS- toothbrush

A WOMAN IN NEW ZEALAND MADE A BAD CHOICE LETTING ANOTHER COUPLE MOVE IN WITH HER AND HER BOYFRIEND. THE WOMAN, SARAH, FOUND SOME ODD THINGS IN HER ROOM WHEN SHE WOULD COME HOME FROM WORK, SO SHE DECIDED TO PUT UP A VIDEO CAMERA IN HER ROOM TO FIND OUT WHAT WAS HAPPENING. AFTER REVIEWING THE FOOTAGE, SHE FOUND HER MALE ROOMMATE RUBBING HER TOOTHBRUSH ON HIS GROIN…. WHEN CONFRONTED WITH THE TAPE, HE SAID “I WAS USING YOUR G-STRING FOR FLOSS TOO.”

 

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EMMA

SPEAKING OF HORRIBLE ROOMMATES AND TOOTHBRUSHES, WE HAVE A SPECIAL GUEST, MOLLY ANDERSON HERE WITH US TONIGHT TO TELL US A VERY STRANGE STORY. MOLLY, WHAT DID YOUR ROOMMATE DO TO YOUR TOOTHBRUSH?

 

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DIRECTORS NOTE: MOLLY IS GOING TO TELL HER STORY ON NICOLE'S RIGHT SIDE, HAVE CAMERA 3 SET UP ON MOLLY AND CAM 2 SET UP ON NICOLE MOLLY AND EMMA. SWITCH BACK AND FORTH BETWEEN THE TWO, MOVE CAM 1 OVER TO WEATHER CENTER WITH RYAN

NICOLE

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IF THAT STORY SOUNDS LIKE IT CAME STRAIGHT OUT OF A MOVIE... IT MIGHT HAVE...

WITH ALL THE LATEST IN MOVIES AND ENTERTAINMENT... RYAN CHRIST IS HERE TO KEEP YOU UP TO DATE...

 

TAKE BUMP- Ryan's Reel's

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Ryan

WELCOME ALL YOU LARGE POPCORN LOVERS MY NAME IS RYAN CRIST AND TONIGHT WE ARE TALKING ALL THINGS MOVIES AND MY TAKE ON A NEW MOVIE CALLED ROGUE ONE.

ROUGE ONE A STAR WARS STORY WAS RELEASED ON DECEMBER 16TH AND IS THE STORY ABOUT THE EVENTS THAT LEAD STRAIGHT UP TO EPISODE 4...AND BY STRAIGHT UP I LITERALLY MEAN THIS MOVIE ENDS ABOUT 10 MINUTES BEFORE EPISODE 4 A NEW HOPE BEGINS.

TAKE VO- rouge one

IN THE MOVIE OUR MAIN CHARACTER IS JIN ERSO WHO IS THE DAUGHTER OF THE HEAD ENGINEER IN THE DEATH STAR. SHE IS SEPARATED FROM HER FATHER AT A YOUNG AGE AND MEETS UP WITH A REBEL CAPTAIN CASSIAN ANDOR AND HIS HILARIOUS IMPERIAL DROID K-2SO. KNOWING THAT SHE IS THE DAUGHTER OF THE ENGINEER THEY TAKE HER BACK TO THE REBEL BASE ON OUR FAVORITE PLANET OF YAVIN 4. ONCE THERE SHE IS ASKED TO REKINDLE A RELATIONSHIP WITH HER FATHERS BEST FRIEND SAW GERRERA BECAUSE A IMPERIAL PILOT WITH CRITICAL INFORMATION ABOUT THE DEATH STAR WAS SENT TO HIM. ONCE THERE THEY MEET UP WITH TWO PROTECTORS OF THE FORCE KNOW AS CHIRRUT AND BAZE WHO JOIN THEM ON THE MISSION TO RECOVER THE DEATH STAR PLANS... AND BASICALLY THAT'S OUR MOVIE AND LET ME TELL YOU THIS WAS A FANTASTIC MOVIE. IT WAS JAMMED PACKED WITH EASTER EGGS FOR THE NERDS LIKE MYSELF OUT THERE SUCH AS BLUE MILK EVERY FARMER'S FAVORITE BEVERAGE AND THE 2 JERKS OF THE GALAXY WHO TRY TO PICK A FIGHT WITH ANYONE THE SEE. WE ALSO SEE A APPEARANCE FROM DARTH VADER FORCE CHOKING PEOPLE AND GOING ON A RAMPAGE IN THE LAST ACT OF THE MOVIE, BUT THAT'S NOT THE ONLY OLD CHARACTER THAT I LOVED IN THIS MOVIE YOU ALSO SEE GRAND MOFF TARKIN AND A YOUNG PRINCESS LEIA PORTRAYED THROUGH MOTION CAPTURE... AT THE END OF THE DAY ROUGE ONE IS THE SECOND NEW STAR WARS FILM WE HAVE HAD IN AWHILE WITH GREAT LIKABLE CHARACTERS THAT THE ACTORS PORTRAY PERFECTLY. THE SOUNDTRACK ADDS SO MUCH EMOTION TO THE FILM AND IT HAS A GREAT STORY... THIS IS A MOVIE I HIGHLY RECOMMEND.

THE HARDEST PART ABOUT GOING TO THE MOVIES IS WELL PICKING A MOVIE. I KNOW I HAVE BEEN TO A MOVIE THAT MY FRIENDS AND CRITICS LOVED THAT I DIDN'T ENJOY AND I HAVE BEEN TO MOVIES THAT PEOPLE HAVE HATED AND ENDED UP ENJOYING IT SO THIS IS A SEGMENT OF DO’S AND DON’TS... YOUR FULL GUIDE ON WHICH MOVIES TO WATCH.

OTS- DO

STARTING OFF OPTIMISTICALLY LET'S TALK ABOUT A MOVIE THAT AT FIRST GLANCE I DIDN'T THINK I WOULD ENJOY BUT ENDED UP LOVING. LA LA LAND. I DIDN'T THINK I WOULD ENJOY THIS MOVIE BECAUSE I'M NOT A HUGE MUSICAL GUY BUT AFTER SEEING ALL THE HYPE AND ALL THE AWARDS I FIGURED WHY NOT AND THIS MOVIE KILLED IT. IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT... ITS ABOUT EMMA STONE OR MIA WHO IS A COLLEGE DROPOUT THAT MOVES TO LA TO BECOME AN ACTRESS. SHE IS ACCOMPANIED BY RYAN GOSLING OR SEBASTIAN WHO FALLS IN LOVE WITH MIA AND THIS IS THE STORY OF HOW A HOLLYWOOD COUPLE RISE TO FAME IN THE BRUTAL WORLD OF HOLLYWOOD. NOW I KNOW WHAT YOUR THINKING... YOU SAID IT WAS A MUSICAL WHERE DOES THAT FIT IN? WELL LET ME TELL YOU THE MUSIC IN THIS FILM WORKS FLAWLESSLY. USUALLY MUSICALS HAVE A HARD TIME PUTTING IN MUSIC THAT ACTUALLY MOVES AND DRIVES THE PLOT, BUT THIS MOVIE DOES IT PERFECTLY WITH SONGS LIKE CITY OF STARS PLAYED MULTIPLE TIMES THROUGHOUT THE MOVIE CONVEYING SO MANY DIFFERENT TONES AND MOODS... THIS ADDS A WHOLE NEW LAYER OF EMOTION AND WE CAN FEEL WHAT THEY WERE FEELING. THIS MOVIE IS AN EMOTIONAL AND REALISTIC ROLLER COASTER THAT SHOWS THE STRUGGLES OF TWO PEOPLE IN LOVE WITH DREAMS AND I HIGHLY RECOMMEND THAT YOU DO SEE THIS MOVIE.

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OTS- DONT

ONE MOVIE THAT GOT A LOT OF HYPE THAT DIDN'T QUITE LIVE UP TO IT IS PASSENGERS. THIS IS THE STORY OF CHRIS PRATT... JIM... AND JENNIFER LAWRENCE... AROUA... WHO ARE TWO YOUNG ADULTS THAT GO ON A SHIP TO COLONIZE A NEW PLANET. THIS SHIP HAS HIBERNATION POD THAT FREEZES ITS PASSENGERS TO SLEEP UNTIL THEY REACH THEIR DESTINATION BUT PRATT'S POD GETS LET OUT EARLY DUE TO A MALFUNCTION. ALONE ON A SHIP UNTIL HE DECIDED TO LET OUT LAWRENCE. HE THEN HAS THE MORAL DILEMMA OF WHETHER OR NOT TO TELL HER THE TRUTH. SOON THERE SHIP GETS HIT BY AN ASTEROID AND IT'S UP TO JIM AND AROUA TO SAVE THE SHIP. AND TO FIGURE OUT IF THEY CAN GO BACK TO HIBERNATION SO THEY CAN COLONIZE THE PLANET. NOW AT FIRST LOOK THIS MOVIE SEEMS GOOD IT HAS TWO REALLY GOOD ACTORS AND A COMPELLING STORY. THE IDEA OF TRAVELING TO A NEW PLANET IS COOL AND HAS BEEN SUCCESSFUL IN PRIOR MOVIES BUT THIS MOVIE WAS JUST MISSING SOMETHING. THIS MOVIE WASN'T BAD IT WAS JUST BORING. JENNIFER LAWRENCE'S CHARACTER IS BLAND AND ALMOST UNNECESSARY AND THE PLOT MOVES VERY SLOWLY AND YES IT ENDS EXACTLY HOW YOU THINK IT DOES. IT MOVED TO SLOW, IT WAS TRYING TO COVER SO MANY DIFFERENT GENRES OF MOVIES AT ONCE AND IT FEEL FLAT ON ITS FACE. I WOULD SAY NEXT TIME YOU'RE AT THE MOVIES DON'T PICK THIS ONE.

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WITH THE OSCAR BEING ONLY A FEW WEEKS AWAY I THOUGHT I WOULD GIVE YOU MY TAKE ON WHO'S GOING TO TAKE THE OSCAR. I AM GOING TO TALK ABOUT EVERYONE'S FAVORITE CATEGORY WHICH IS BEST PICTURE. THE NOMINATIONS ARE ARRIVAL, FENCES ,HACKSAW RIDGE, HELL OR HIGH WATER ,HIDDEN FIGURES, LA LA LAND, LION, MANCHESTER BY THE SEA, MOONLIGHT. I BELIEVE THAT LA LA LAND WILL WIN THIS ONE.

FS- Lalaland

ITS FANTASTIC ACTING, SCORE AND ITS EMOTIONAL ROLLER COASTER ABOUT A COUPLE THAT FALLS IN LOVE WITH HUGE DREAMS OF SUCCESS CONVEYED THROUGH TO US IN A MUSICAL IS TOO GOOD TO BEAT.

FS- moonlight

I THINK A RUNNER UP THOUGH WOULD BE MOONLIGHT. A FANTASTIC FILM THAT DESCRIBES HOW A YOUNG BOY WHO GROWS UP FROM NOTHING CAN TURN INTO SO MUCH. IT CONVEYS AND SHOWS HOW HARD IT IS TO LIVE AND GROW IN A TOWN THAT DOESN'T UNDERSTAND WHO HE IS AND AS WE WATCH THE FILM WE SEE THAT STRUGGLE AND WE FEEL HIS PAIN OF NOT BEING UNDERSTOOD. BUT FOR NOW THESE ARE JUST MY SPECULATIONS AND WE WILL HAVE TO WAIT TILL THE BIG NIGHT WHEN WE GET TO SEE WHO WINS.

SPEAKING OF WINNING, UP NEXT, DELANEY HERRING IS GONNA TALK BACHELOR AND WHO SHE HOPES WINS THIS SEASON. THANKS FOR TUNING IN TO RYAN'S REELS, I'M RYAN CRIST.

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Emma

IF WINE AND BEER ARE TWO OF YOUR FAVORITE THINGS... YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS WHOLE SEGMENT...

Nicole

AND WITH WHAT WE HAVE COMING UP NEXT... YOU MIGHT JUST WANT TO GRAB GO A GLASS....

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Emma

IF YOU HAVENT BEEN PAYING ATTENTION TO REALITY TV SHOWS... DON'T FRET, WE HAVE... AND THE BACHELOR HAS BEEN A HUGE HIT AROUND THIS STUDIO... ENTERTAINMENT EXPERT DELANY HERRING HAS THE LASTEST GOSSIP IN THE SHOW...

TAKE PKG-THE BA

MONDAY NIGHTS ARE NEVER DULL WHEN WATCHING THE BACHELOR... EACH WEEK GETS MORE AND MORE INTENSE FOR NICK AND MORE AND MORE INTERESTING FOR THE VIEWERS...I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WEEK. COUGH COUGH SEND CORRINE HOME

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Nicole

OTS- BREWERS NIGHT

IF BEER IS YOUR CUP OF TEA... I HAVE THE THING FOR YOU... TOMORROW NIGHT BLACK BOTTLE BREWERY IS HOSTING AN EVENT AT THE FORGE PUBLICK HOUSE IN OLD TOWN... THEY ARE TAPPING THE BOCKSTREETS BOCK ALRIGHT... AS WELL AS THE GABF SILVER MEDAL TRIPLE AND SCABA STEVES IPA... IF YOU HEAD OVER THERE BETWEEN 6 TO 8 AT NIGHT YOU CAN GET TWO DOLLARS OFF OF A POUR... WHATS BETTER THAN ENDING A LONG DAY WITH GREAT BREWS AND GREAT FRIENDS... BUT MAKE SURE YOU ARE 21...

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Emma

AND IF YOU ARE NOT SURE WHAT BEER TICKLES YOUR TASTEBUDS... WEVE GOT YOU COVERED... BEER CONNOISSEURS CASEY ROBINSON AND FRANK CONLEY SAT DOWN FOR SOME GUY TIME...

TAKE PKG- BEER ME

IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN CHECKING OUT THIS BEER OR MAYBE ONE OF THE MANY OTHERS MAXLINE OFFERS BE SURE TO MAKE YOUR WAY OVER THERE...

[DIRECTORS NOTE: LOWER 3RD: Maxline Brewery

2724 McClelland Dr #190]

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Nicole

SO EMMA, WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE MICRO BREWERY IN TOWN?

AD LIB ABOUT BEER AND DATES

Nicole

SPEAKING OF DATES, VALENTINES DAY IS COMING UP, AND IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANY PLANS FOR THIS YEAR, STAY TUNED, BECAUSE WE'VE GOT YOU COVERED.

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Nicole

HEY EMMA... I HAVE A JOKE FOR YOU.. ARE YOU READY... WHAT DO YOU TELL YOUR SINGLE FRIENDS ON VALENTINES DAY? HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY...

Emma

OH HAHAHAHAH YOUR SO FUNNY NICOLE....

 

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Nicole

OTS- Breadcrumbing

NEW YEAR NEW DATING TERMS PEOPLE... KNOW WE HAVE ALL HEARD OF GHOSTING... BUT ITS THE START OF SOMETHING NEW... BREADCRUMBING... ACCORDING TO URBAN DICTIONARY IT IS DEFINED AS “THE ACT OF SENDING OUT FLIRTATIOUS, BUT NON-COMMITTAL TEXT MESSAGES (IE "BREADCRUMBS") IN ORDER TO LURE A SEXUAL PARTNER WITHOUT EXPENDING MUCH EFFORT"... THERES ALREADY A TERM FOR THAT.. ITS CALLED LEADING SOME ONE ON... SOCIAL MEDIA MAKES IT EASIER FOR THINGS LIKE THIS TO COME ABOUT... YOU KNOW AS THE KIDS SAY... YOU GOTTA SLIDE INTO THOSE DM'S...

 

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Emma

NOW WITH VALENTINES DAY JUST AROUND THE CORNER... NICOLE AND I DECIDED TO HIT THE STREETS AND TEST OUT OUR FLIRTING SKILLS...

TAKE PKG

WELL OBVIOUSLY THAT DIDNT WORK OUT TO WELL FOR EITHER OF US... BUT WE HAVE THE SOLUTION FOR YOU...FOOD

 

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Nicole

OTS- Twinkie

IN CASE YOU ARE JUST AS BAD AT PICKING UP PEOPLE AS WE ARE... IT MIGHT BE TIME FOR SOME ICE CREAM... AND HOSTESS HAS GOT YOU COVERED... THEY ARE RELEASING A NEW LINE OF ICE CREAM FLAVORS MID FEBRUARY... INCLUDING A TWINKIES FLAVOR... A SNOWBALL FLAVOR... AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST A CUPCAKE FLAVOR... YOU KNOW THE CHOCOLATE ONES WITH THE WHITE SQUIGGILY LINE... I AM NOT SURE HOW I FEEL ABOUT THIS...

 

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AD LIB ABOUT GROSS ICE CREAM

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Emma

OTS- HOOTERS

IF ICE CREAM IS TOO SWEET FOR YOU... HERE IS SOMETHING SPICY TO HEAT UP YOUR HOLIDAY... AT HOOTERS YOU CAN GET 10 FREE BONELESS WINGS... IF YOU BUY 10 WINGS THAT IS AND ALSO SHREAD A PICTURE OF YOUR EX... I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE THINKING... WHO ACTUALLY PRINTS OUT PICTURES ANYMORE... WELL THE PEOPLE AT THE RESTAURANT HAVE ALREADY THOUGHT OF THAT... YOU CAN EITHER SHREAD THE PICTURE VIRTUALLY ON THEIR WEBSITE AND BRING IN THE COUPON THAT COMES UP AFTER WARDS OR ACTUALLY BRING IN THE PICTURE TO SCORE FREE WINGS...

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AD LIB ABOUT NEW HOOTERS AND WHAT OUR PLANS ARE FOR VALENTINES DAY

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Nicole

WELL THAT IS ALL THE TIME WE HAVE FOR YOU ON TONIGHTS SHOW...

Emma

BUT BEFORE WE LEAVE WE WANT TO GIVE A SPECIAL SHOUTOUT TO OUT FRIEND CHRISTIAN EATON...

Nicole

IF YOU ARE A BIG FAN OF ROCK CLIMBING OR BEAUTIFUL OUTDOORSY PICTURES FOLLOW

[DIRECTORS NOTE: LOWER THIRD @EATONBOULDERS]

ON INSTAGRAM....

Emma

MAKE SURE TO TUNE INTO CTV NEW TOMORROW NIGHT FOR YOUR NEWS... SPORTS... WEATHER.. AND ENTERTAINMENT... HAVE A GREAT NIGHT RAMS....

TAKE PKG- CREDITS

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